Sanitation Scores Ruined My Life
How could I know that the Chili’s in MegaMall was safe to eat?
The Wreck You’re Watching May Be Your Own
Alienation and brokenness abound. Redemption, mercy, and grace do too, although seeing them may take microscopic attention.
Don’t Bring That: Regrettable Conversation Topics as Unfortunate Thanksgiving Dishes
The “salads” of the mid-twentieth century should probably be left off the Thanksgiving table. I’ve seen recipes for abominations that mixed lime jello, shredded carrot, cheese, and Cool Whip. I’ve heard stories involving tuna!
Song of myself featuring charli xcx
Contrarianism is in a way innately consumptive—you take something in, and you become the opposite of it.
Perfection Is the Enemy
The frustrating things in your life are your life.
Old Man Johnson
He haunted every campground my family and I ever camped at.
Facebook Condolences
He was the one that got our entire family to switch to the Signal messaging app because it’s supposed to be safer. We’re still using it now.
Ten Stephen King Books and What I Thought About Them: Spooky Season Edition
Did you notice a few lines back I said “horrific tragedy”?
The Reality of Football
I can confidently say there are many parallels between this sport and reality TV.
The Tube is Your Stage
It was like England’s very own Machine Gun Kelly had strolled onto the tube.
