Our theme for the month of March is “How to.”
To be fair, the real question I typed into *insert non-offensive search engine here* was “how long to boil an egg,” but that’s not as funny structurally as “how to boil egg.” All the rest of these questions are written exactly as I typed them — sic, one might say.
Making. Cold brew with an aeropress
Not possible. At least, not in an edible or delicious way.
Whale Rider movie streaming
If you haven’t watched the epic tale of Whale Rider, I just learned it’s streaming on Philo, Tubi, and Plex. Also on Amazon Prime Video.
Pitch Perfect streaming
Check out on Hulu or rent from Amazon Prime Video.
Pride and Prejuidice 2005 streaming
Netflix, Peacock, and Amazon Prime Video.
Fresh basil near me
Farmers market near me
Little treat near me
Linseed oil for oil painting
3 Oz in cups
I hate when recipes say ounces instead of cups. I’m American for Pete’s sake.
Applesauce substitute
Applesauce near me
Some things just aren’t easily substituted.
What does the real Erin bro jovial h look like
I googled this after watching Erin Brockovich for the first time. She’s lovely!
The muppets Rita Moreno episode
A must watch—especially her performance of Fever.
500 days of summer soundtrack
So much room for activities step brothers scene
More cowbell snl skit
Is liquid part of ash wednesday fast
Mindy kaling red carpet early 2000s
I was listening to Mindy Kaling’s memoir on audiobook and wanted to see for myself if her first red carpet looks were really as bad as she wrote about. They weren’t!
Best way to get chocolate out of cashmere
How to make cake frosting go further
Best way to maintain curls while sleeping
pib
I accidentally googled that instead of “pin” to get to Pinterest.com. I deleted the app to save space and have never redownloaded it.
Historical diary book series
What do bed bug bites look like
What astrology stuff is happening right now
How much water for tulips
Trader Joe’s tulips—beautiful and you get a great deal! Highly recommend it. My apartment feels like spring!
Monsters you arent supposed to feed after midnight
I forgot what gremlins were called.
Calculator
I deleted the calculator app off my phone years ago (to save space, I thought) and just never redownloaded it.
Does central air mean AC
How long to roast veggies at 400 degrees
Tan calculator
Altitude of chattanooga
Necessary for an accurate calculation of how long I need to be outside in UV 6 to get a tan.
How much protein in 4 chicken wings
30 grams. Not bad!
Simple cheesecake recipe
Can i buy cheesecake at publix
It’s okay to give up sometimes. But you can bet I’m going to plate that cheesecake like I made it myself before I bring it to the potluck.
Carlisle Patete (‘22) came to Calvin University from the mountains of North Carolina and graduated with a double major in film & media and creative writing. After brief stints in Los Angeles and Chicago, she now resides in Chattanooga, Tennessee, where she enjoys sweet tea on her front porch and identifying every tree and bird she runs into on any hiking trail.
“What astrology stuff is happening right now?” It is something I, too, have been googling.
i will not tolerate slander of the metric system! >:(
i loved “whale rider” growing up and just rewatched it!! the ending always gets me bawling