Three Laps Around Salesforce Park
It felt solarpunk, if anything with a company’s name on it can be called punk.
Remembering in the Moment
My problem comes with, for example, the teenage couple directly in front of me at an April show who filmed the entire thing, starting a new recording with each new song.
How’s it Pokémon Go-ing?
Even then, a year on, people had mostly forgotten about the game.
Columbo, Secondhand
However, after the nearly six months of absorbing memes, gifsets, and posts imagining the character in modern situations, it will forever be impossible to watch The Princess Bride without acting like the Leonardo diCaprio pointing meme.
Citywide Constellations
The Moscow transit system looks more like a jellyfish than Ursa Major looks like a bear.
Digital Ghosts
It was a bit like walking into a friend’s home to find they’d unexpectedly moved out, leaving empty shelves, bare walls, and rooms with no furniture.
Pop COVID’s First Wave
James Bond never would have been allowed to look like this, depressed and wallowing in his pain.
Internet Alphabet
If this computer had history from my childhood, there’s no way this wouldn’t be Lego.com.
The Dog-Man Question
The lack of human hands was a dealbreaker for some members, who were told to “be the pickle jar opener in their own life,” by the group members who chose this option.
Libraries
I am reasonably convinced librarians are the closest thing that exists to wizards.
Chasing Worship
It’s also hard to worship while mentally taking notes on ways to improve for next week.
Five Lessons I Learned From Comics
Sure, there’s a half-bird clone of Thomas Edison, but what does the half-bird clone of Thomas Edison symbolize?
Quarter Deposit
The Aldi Quarter is always in motion.
