Here’s everything going on at church this week. Get excited for the new Avengers movie coming out in a year. Sora can make realistic videos of people and animals, so you can’t trust any videos you see online anymore. Why don’t you download more games on your phone? Be jealous of your boss’s family vacation. Buy your Doordash now and pay for it later with Klarna. The people of Gaza are starving. Wouldn’t your life be better with a subscription? You’re missing out on deals at a restaurant you went to one time years ago across the country. Your friends are having fun without you. Buy a whole ham even though you only need to feed yourself. A friend of a friend’s car got totalled, here’s a fundraiser to help! Go to your local bar’s trivia night. Make sure to sign up for rewards! Your rights are being taken away. Look at this cute cat! The richest ten percent of people are responsible for two-thirds of climate change. You’re not able to go to the past, but if you rewatch that series you loved growing up you’ll get a brief respite via nostalgia. Businesses will be given tax breaks and bailed out while you worry about paying medical bills and rent and getting groceries and getting to work on time and people your age are having children, why aren’t you? Prove your loyalty to your favorite brands. Make sure you see the friends who moved away while they’re in town. We noticed there are these jobs in your area that you are qualified for. That show you love that you could only watch in one place has been removed from that library so the company that owns the intellectual property can have a tax break. We know you hated the moments of quiet you get while pumping gas into your car, so now there are un-mutable advertisements sharing the deals you can get if you’d just go inside the gas station and spend more money. We know it’s inconvenient for you to have to go to another app to buy something so this ad will take you to the Google Play store without any warning. You should go to the gym again. Ask your doctor about this supplement so you sleep for a set amount of time and aren’t tired. Your sibling just graduated from college. Here are three rumors about that book series you’re waiting for the last installment of. Buy this chair on Temu. Your favorite band broke up. The pope is dead. Your cousin is getting married.
yeah.