by Elaine Schnabel | Dec 11, 2015 |
Euchre has very little variation. Sentinels of the Multiverse, on the other hand, has somewhere between 14 million to 230 million different game scenarios. That’s cool. Really. But those 230 different scenarios have a price-tag of roughly the same amount of rules.
by Elaine Schnabel | Nov 11, 2015 |
It turns out that if friendship is based on common ground, it is literal ground shared that makes more of a difference than shared ideas. Friendship begins and ends with shared space.
by Elaine Schnabel | Oct 11, 2015 |
The men and women writing and producing these shows are the missing element. They are giving us what we are hungry for: an intelligent and civil discussion.
by Elaine Schnabel | Sep 11, 2015 |
He asks the Christian to both hate the world enough to want to change and it and love it without rationality. I do love and hate the world, I realized as I read, and that is something that matters more than I.
by Elaine Schnabel | Aug 11, 2015 |
I fill the silence with keyboard tapping, clicking on links that ask me to write a new cover letter, tweak my resume, and fill in my name, my education, my credentials.
by Elaine Schnabel | Jul 11, 2015 |
More helpful in the sanctification process is comedian Louis C.K.’s bit called “Of course . . . but maybe.” It is irreverent and shockingly relevant to Biblical hermeneutics.
by Elaine Schnabel | Jun 11, 2015 |
I’m carrying around the symbol of someone’s desire to be with me the rest of his life. That’s awkward, especially since there’s no protocol for me reciprocating the gesture.
by Elaine Schnabel | May 11, 2015 |
It is for this reason a man can be saved by faith through works. It is a great mystery. It is a still greater mystery to me why a pastor’s theology is ever given priority over its people.
by Elaine Schnabel | Apr 11, 2015 |
I found that women expect themselves and other women to be servants in the church and often that expectation is tied to their femininity.
by Elaine Schnabel | Mar 11, 2015 |
But in the end it’s words words words, nothing but wild and whirling words in our heads, and we’re dead in ways we’ll never be able to fix by thinking more about it.
by Elaine Schnabel | Feb 11, 2015 |
I can buy many cookies with $250. So when I shelled it out, my tummy ached with the loss of thousands of cookies I was hypothetically never going to eat.
by Elaine Schnabel | Jan 11, 2015 |
If I were a daughter of the 1200s like Mechtild of Madgeburg, I like to think that I, too, would have visions of and write poems about God.
by Elaine Schnabel | Dec 11, 2014 |
O Dear Sweet Christmas Tree of the many pine needles, whom we all ignored eleven and a half months of the year but for whom we have so much love that we have to chop down and murder.
by Elaine Schnabel | Nov 11, 2014 |
My fondness for toilets began in first grade when I staged a protest in the Jackson Elementary School girls’ bathroom. I objected to recess, of all things.
by Elaine Schnabel | Oct 11, 2014 |
Somehow, years before, I’d put myself in a box. I could either be pretty or a bad-ass soccer player, not both, and it was obvious which the superior choice was.
by Elaine Schnabel | Sep 11, 2014 |
I can’t be the only one scrolling down so much because Pinterest is a thing and BuzzFeed is still publishing The Definitive Rankings of the World’s Hottest Gay Rugby Players.
by Elaine Schnabel | Aug 11, 2014 |
As a writer, I want to say I’m haunted by this question—why do we travel? In reality I’m not “haunted” by the why of travel so much as annoyed by its insistence on being answered.
by Elaine Schnabel | Jul 11, 2014 |
Costas is a short man with bright brown eyes, a salt-and-pepper beard. He dresses in long pants with a plaid button up tucked into a high waistband. Sensible walking shoes.
by Elaine Schnabel | Jun 11, 2014 |
Turning the key four times to the right. The coos of belligerent pigeons roosting outside their window, the flaps of their wings oddly resonate in the small living space.
by Elaine Schnabel | May 11, 2014 |
My mom is a beast. My mom has kicked cancer in the teeth and runs triathlons. Not quite simultaneously, but close.
by Elaine Schnabel | May 8, 2014 |
You are the word shakers, the meaning-makers. The insiders into unspoiled beauty. The creators of escape. And you must not leave the rest of us behind.
by Elaine Schnabel | Apr 11, 2014 |
I also remembered what this little family was like—this community of faithful writers. It’s a beautiful community, and it’s one to which I belong.
by Elaine Schnabel | Mar 11, 2014 |
A salary is a good thing, and teaching is really pretty awesome once you get over the blank stares of students, and I’ve never actually disliked writing papers or doing research.
by Elaine Schnabel | Feb 11, 2014 |
I’m sorry to be critical, but would you mind slapping those Christians who bookended her talk, God? Nicely, of course. Like with the power of the Holy Spirit?
by Elaine Schnabel | Jan 11, 2014 |
I don’t like resolutions because they are either so small as to be accomplished in a couple months or so general as to be forgotten within the same amount of time.
by Elaine Schnabel | Dec 11, 2013 |
Crushing on characters (both alive and dead, real and fictional) is probably what steered me toward my lucrative career path in words and stuff.
by Elaine Schnabel | Nov 11, 2013 |
I am learning to see God as my portion, but will I ever understand a life without air? The Lord’s favor is not an idyllic future, but a constant and inevitable, ineffable reality.
by Elaine Schnabel | Oct 11, 2013 |
How do you teach a classroom of sleepy freshmen that feminism is about equality, not (necessarily) bra-burning? That making fun of someone denotes privilege, not power?
by Elaine Schnabel | Sep 11, 2013 |
I want the action Bonhoeffer describes: “Not in the flight of ideas, but only in action is freedom. Make up your mind and come out into the tempest of the living.”
by Elaine Schnabel | Aug 11, 2013 |
Liminal games are where you build momentum, where habits form, where mindsets are made.