Song of myself featuring charli xcx
Contrarianism is in a way innately consumptive—you take something in, and you become the opposite of it.
Perfection Is the Enemy
The frustrating things in your life are your life.
Old Man Johnson
He haunted every campground my family and I ever camped at.
Facebook Condolences
He was the one that got our entire family to switch to the Signal messaging app because it’s supposed to be safer. We’re still using it now.
Ten Stephen King Books and What I Thought About Them: Spooky Season Edition
Did you notice a few lines back I said “horrific tragedy”?
The Reality of Football
I can confidently say there are many parallels between this sport and reality TV.
The Tube is Your Stage
It was like England’s very own Machine Gun Kelly had strolled onto the tube.
Forks on the Road
When we pass the Toyota with someone eating a chicken sandwich all wrapped up in white paper, I throw up my hands.
“Is the whole Midwest eating something but us?”
Worlds Beyond Number
The result is a staggeringly compelling story that has had its little hooks in me for a while now, certainly deeper than I expected and perhaps slightly deeper than I knew was possible.
Who Harris Would Have Failed
Harris promised the status quo. For the past 399 days, the status quo in Gaza has been brutality.
