The Definitive and Fully Objective View on ‘Pride and Prejudice’
I can’t get away with finishing this review without addressing the damp Colin Firth scene.
A Mary Oliver Winter
“Do you have a rolling pin?” I ask her. “No, but I have a wine bottle that’ll do the trick,” she replies.
An Eight Month–Late, Spoiler-Filled Review of ‘Cocaine Bear’
She’s just a bear. A bear that did cocaine. It’s not her fault.
How I Survived the Dunkin’ App Betrayal
“Has it set in a little or is it still pretty tough?”
An Open Letter to My Cat
You’ll never experience true disappointment of losing your Duolingo streak.
How to Feel like Anne Hathaway in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ Even Though You Live in Cincinnati and Work in Digital Marketing
Here is how you, too, can feel like you are a magazine mogul’s stressed assistant.
How to Feel like Anne Hathaway in Devil Wears Prada Even Though You Live in Cincinnati and Work in Digital Marketing
An insecure paramour who is jealous of your Big Girl Job is one of the most important elements to solidifying your DWP life.
