What Would Tolkien Think of “Goblin Mode”?
“You’ve got it the wrong way around,” I imagine Tolkien saying.
Nobody Wants to Do the Dishes
No one sits for hours at an information booth because it is their passion.
One Hundred Percent Home
I think I’ve had to get good at making a home for myself where there was none before.
Toxic Foodborne Fungal Event
Beyond the walls, the infected lurk—zombies in all but name.
A Valentine’s Day Encounter
It was so sweet how you wanted to make me feel comfortable.
Three Swoon-Worthy Romances and Three that Should’ve Stayed Friends
I can’t believe that I’m unconvinced about a romance with People Magazine’s Sexist Man Alive Paul Rudd. It’s a waste, really.
Yet to Come
The best days of our lives are behind us; the best days of our lives are before us.
Periphery People
He sings along as he weighs my onions.
The Ritual of Snail Mail
Something felt almost sacred about holding them, the faded writing scrawled on the back of fraying cards.
“Hey, You”
Unlike computer interfaces, however, life has yet to present me with a box I can check that says “Do not ask me again.”
