the post calvin

Niche Afterlife Agenda

For tetherball, I don’t think they make adult-sides versions of the game. Surely they do in the afterlife, right?

The haar has marched in from the sea as long as anyone can remember, a thick curtain falling over the land.

That mirrorverse that convinces us that the only way to love something is to dissect it.

I was blonder than I had ever been for my wedding, which—admittedly—was a bit of an accident.

It seems that my “inner child” has never felt more far away than it does now.

There was no way I wasn’t going to listen to a song named after my home state.

I like hiking, earthy tones and station wagons—should I go full granola?

“If you have a bat in your dwelling after hours, please press four.”

Last year, it got towed while I was in line at the DMV on my birthday.

by Sam Tuit | Sep 1, 2024 | 2 comments

For the first time, it feels like I’m succeeding at being single and in my twenties.