Haar Comfort
The haar has marched in from the sea as long as anyone can remember, a thick curtain falling over the land.
Uninspiring Holidays, Detailed
If you lived in Manitoba, you could at least call today Terry Fox Day. But then you would live in Manitoba.
My First Flat in Aberdeen
I once prepared a five-page document detailing all its quirks.
It Really Feels Like Love On Tour
I do not, in life in general, scream—not on roller coasters, not in pain, not when Wet Leg encouraged the crowd to unleash bloodcurdling cries—but when Harry was on stage, I couldn’t hold back.
City Slicker Definition & Meaning
Life there doesn’t confuse me, but it’s no longer what I’m accustomed to. I’ve become a real city slicker.
How do You Get a Cow Across a Firth?
In one corner, it imagines a boat.
Starting Off “Right”
There’s no escaping a year; we’re in it for the whole, well, year.
Swings and Roundabouts
Vowel merges have led multiple people to mistake my tale about seeing the ferry with spotting a fairy or my ponderings about Frodo and Merry as Frodo and Mary.
25 Pedestrians, a Baby, and a Just Eat Rider
Just before they leave my field of view, they look up.
The Cashmere of Grass
I decide that I do believe that King Arthur sat here. It will make the climb worth it.
