Romanticizing My Commute
I’ll take that over driving in DC traffic every time.
All I Want for Christmas is My Damn Sofa
We’ve never seen anyone moving in with a sofa in our short tenure at the apartment building, but are they all just living sofa-less? Do they have some special teleportation key we’re missing?
boys who play with words.
Our melting pot is being emptied out, and they are sifting through the ingredients.
City on a Hill
D.C. is the only capital of a democratic country with no voting representation in the national legislature.
What To Watch This Week (Not On a Screen)
Think about the particular way you form and connect your letters and wonder about where that comes from.
Say Hi to the Little Guy Staring at Your Shin
No wonder your face shows such horror and such fatigue.
We Sent Your Car to Live On a Farm
Last year, it got towed while I was in line at the DMV on my birthday.
Full Soul
For the first time, it feels like I’m succeeding at being single and in my twenties.
Reviewing ‘The 8 Lamest Parts of Nats Park’
There’s nothing like watching Teddy come out of the gate looking like he has a chance to finally win, only to get smacked in the face by something and fall flat on his face at the finish line.
American Dreams
I wonder how a man who by all accounts hated tyranny treated his slaves.
