What’s With All the Pants Posts?
“Grand Canyon? More like Bland Canyon.”
“Grand Canyon? More like Bland Canyon.”
I stepped forward, asking, “Llamas are the ones that spit, right?”
“You guys definitely are through the worst of it. So you should be alright. You’ve got four wheel drive right?”
I have gagged on the suffocating stench emanating from chicken farms down the road from one of my client’s schools. Each day is truly a new and unique day.
I located the shutoff valve on the piping and gave it a twist.
My real fear is not that someone will think that I write poorly, but that people will think I write without having anything to say.
I decided on aura photography because it is decently priced, comes with tangible evidence, and reminds me of Tapenga from Boy Meets World.
“YOU DESERVE HELL.” The murmurs that skittered through our classroom when that sign marched to the front row drew the attention of the professor.
I was inexplicably tired, unable to focus, and uncertain how I would ever get everything done. I wondered, briefly, why I had chosen such a difficult path.
On the way out of the house, the thief’s bleeding hand had grabbed my Bible from where it lay on the floor. There’s a story inside it, one that I hope they read.