The Search for Bigfoot
We examined every moderately noticeable imprint in the ground for traces of him.
Bad Writing and Other Video Game Villains
This game is not good. I played it a lot.
The Monster We Know
In eighth grade, I believed that a bolt of true pain would give me a new understanding.
Facing a Monstrous Housing Crisis
We might be able to conjure up crayon-drawn cartoon depictions of its worst manifestations, but that’s where we stop.
Monsters Underfoot
I feel beautiful and wicked—flying fast and fearless.
Buffy Appendix I: Enter the Extended Scooby-Dooniverse
The moment where no one can explain the monster is crucial to the payoff—inexplicable, supernatural evil must remain forever believable, yet disprovable.
They Call Her a Siguanaba
Some say she kills the men; in Honduras, she usually makes them go crazy.
Skunked on the Suwannee
We’d set off toward Kice Island and everything would go as planned.
Being a Parent with No Maternal Instinct
I love my two little carpet sharks with all of my heart, but being a ferrant is exhausting.
An Incomplete List of the Worst Book Covers I’ve Ever Seen
Listen, book, your aesthetic can’t be both “lazy Warhol knockoff” and “grandpa forced to take a photo at Ye Olde Wild West Land.”
