Glory be to God for finished things—
I’ve never gone to a movie theater with the bar of expectations so low as I did for Wonder Woman.
I remember my high school’s Friday morning chapel as uninspiring, but it seemed like everyone wanted to take part in the Class of 2010’s “senior chapel.”
Ah crap. I suddenly became very aware of my shortcomings: namely, my lack of any credentials at all.
2. Gwen Stefani (No Doubt)
11. Marry someone who isn’t afraid to challenge you and then write them love poems. Kiss them in front of your kids even if they pretend they don’t like it.
At some level, isn’t that what individualism is all about? Being the hero. Saving the day. Who watches Han Solo blow up TIE fighters, and then decides he’d rather be the air traffic controller who directs X-wings to Yavin IV?
I wonder, sometimes, if you feel forgotten. After all, I did not become an English professor, as I once thought I might.
If you routinely hit signs, fire hydrants, lampposts, pedestrians, and other cars, the Impromptima won’t change any of that.
“Mature reaction to a routine colonoscopy: HE’S GOING TO STICK A TUBE SEVENTEEN THOUSAND FEET UP YOUR BUTT.”