Furniture City Throwdown
“Assembly is to be performed by competent adults only,” the booklet warns. Um, bet?
‘Avatar’ Movie
The cabbage merchant was probably the worst offender here.
The Count of Monte Cristo Made Me Love the Semicolon
Alexandre Dumas must have had a phobia of periods because the sentences just would not end!
TikTok Made Me Watch Hadestown: The Musical (Proshot)
If I knew my story had a tragic ending, would I still sing it?
Fists
There is something inside me that is deeply distrustful of people who perform acts of Christianity to the general public.
Nolan’s The Odyssey has Lost the Plot
If Polyphemus is just a glorified, land-dwelling version of the shark from Jaws, he hasn’t failed his responsibilities as a host by eating Odysseus’s men. He’s just hungry.
A Farewell
Before I left, I signed my sisters’ names and mine in the closet. A farewell.
A Beautifully Boring Life
Perhaps they are simply a sea sponge.
The Gothic RomCom You Are Missing
Yes, these two who’ve never met before are crazy to immediately swear themselves to each other post dark ritual. But that’s why it’s fun!
History and Other Founding Myths
“There’s historical truth and emotional truth,” she said.
