I’m discovering that if one is to read aloud, one should pick up a murder mystery.
by Meg Schmidt | Aug 3, 2017
I simply feel that I could make a few very small and practical changes that would improve our situation greatly.
10 / The Office will have ended when Jim and Pam got married.
by Meg Schmidt | Jun 3, 2017
“Mature reaction to a routine colonoscopy: HE’S GOING TO STICK A TUBE SEVENTEEN THOUSAND FEET UP YOUR BUTT.”
by Meg Schmidt | Jan 3, 2017
6 / A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning, by Lemony Snicket. In preparation for the Netflix adaption.
by Meg Schmidt | Oct 3, 2016
The fun sexy couple that is totally giving you the side eye and feeling really, really uncomfortable because you are just standing there.
by Meg Schmidt | Jun 30, 2016
We had been bearing all of these trials patiently enough, however, until the day the toilet started belching. I want you to imagine what that must sound like, and after you have, I want you to imagine me hearing those sounds alone in the apartment—which coincidentally, did not contain a plunger.